Don’t Wreck Yourself

Schrödinger's Rodeo

Ryan and Cap officially launch Season 2 of Don't Wreck Yourself by reintroducing themselves and the show to you, our audience before discussing Stephen King's novel word for breasts, fighting bears, and the (at the time of recording) ongoing hunt for the United Healthcare CEO.
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Thankfully Stuffed

Ryan and Cap take stock of all the things they're grateful for before breaking the news that their side did, in fact, lose the election. If you heard it hear first, that's both dope and sad. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul.
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We're NOT Falling Back!

Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves.
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Heavy Petting at the Cemetery

ONE FINAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE FOR 2024! Cap and Ryan talk about the horror of the Presidential Race andRyan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then they delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania.Find us on all social media at @wreckyourpod, and on BlueSky at @wreckyourpod.comFind us on Discord https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Scissoring with the Hatman

Ryan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain!Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky)Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen
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Roll Buckaroo! Murder On the Oregon Trail

Ryan takes Cap, and guest hosts Mo (from The Squonk and the Hag) and Ian Mauldin (from Shrimp and Crits) back in time to the dusty trails of the American West in a table top roleplaying game of his own design. Cap takes on the role of Coop, The Trailblazer; Mo plays Eleanor, The Doctor; and Ian introduces Sturgil, The High Class... as they brave a section of the Oregon Trail and blaze a trail through the dark recesses of the human heart.
Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, The Squonk and the Hag, Shrimp and Crits and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ
Find The Squonk and the Hag at https://thesquonkandthehag.com/Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldinFind Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here:Find Ian and Cap's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.comMusic in this episode is licensed through Soundstripe, featuring music by Wastelander

Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.2

Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts!Huge thanks to our friends!@MonsterHourPod@JessSparksNotesJoin us on Discord!https://discord.gg/3hfMjhXN

Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.1

Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October. NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Play Table Top Roleplaying Game single shot session of Absurdia with its creator Quinn Modjeski and special guest player Jess Sparks.
 
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Cutting Edge Gaydar Technology

Ryan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gaydar isn't broken!
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The ReTruth About Cats and Dogs

Ryan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and evolution hasn't caught up to the demands of civilization. Cut yourself some slack. Be a little bit more Funky Kong, and a little bit less Cranky Kong.Tell us which classic Nintendo character you would be on our Discord!https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Nutty Putty Buddies

Ryan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk.
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Midwest Dangerous

Ryan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.

1 Great Show, and a Couple Humble 0's

In this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides.
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Beans, Beans, the Marital Fruit

Ryan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity.Find us on social media at @wreckyourpod
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Gold Medal Madness

Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy.
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The Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No Quarter

In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert.Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uAFind the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

The Kelce-Swift Protocol

Ryan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries.
Eat up, slop's gettin' cold.Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ
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This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

The Butt Plug Railgun

Ryan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does feature discussion of abortion and cannibalism, but that's the price of exploring the MAGA web I guess. Finally, Cap dives into whether a viral image on the internet faithfully recounts an occurrence of a butt plug railgun.
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Don’t Spook Yourself 3: Holiday Turspookin!

The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks.This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy!
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420 Friendly Crabdaddy Seeks Old Bae

In this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the humans of today the sentient crabs of tomorrow. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide
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