Don’t Wreck Yourself

Wombat Interrupted

Cap shows Ryan how easy it is to follow a promise to listeners by bringing getting the scoop on wombat poop and that dude who appeared to be in the throws of passion at the time of his death in a terrible tectonic conflagration. Mostly they just kick it like youths.
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CatDogfished by America's Fact-Checking Sweetheart

Ryan and Cap are joined by a storied figure in our podcast history, Maurice, who is fit to join any adventuring party of 4th level in need of a rapscallion, scalliwag, or any other sort of nautical ne'e'r-do-well. This episode hits the ground with Questionable Headlines, discussing a controversial gift the Russian government gave to symbolize its thanks. Then they try to spot a scammer with a sus looking Taylor Tomlinson account. Then they examine an archaeological claim Ryan found on a half-baked like-farm history Facebook page, and they really dig into Roman taxes and social welfare programs in a totally brisk way. Facebook also yielded a 1200 year old Viking turd, which Ryan tops with a T-Rex turd... but maybe they wouldn't have been competitive, maybe they would have been friends. Everyone's seen How to Train a Dragon. Maurice flexes his mental muscles and proves that he has always been and will always be the undisputed king of fact checking when he tackles the romanticization of Pirates in the 17th and 18th Centuries, and which current scourges will win praise when Chat GPT summarizes all of human history for a group of teens marching towards the battery farms in a hundred years.
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Andrew Jackson Can Suck a Gucci

Ryan and Cap unearth the facts about an r/conspiracy claim linking historical genocidal knobwobble Andrew Jackson to socialite friend to "you know who" Jeffrey Epstein (you know what he did, we really don't need the heat from that SEO) by way of necromancy (This is fine for SEO) and stacks of cash (This is great for SEO). Then they tackle some LinkedIn lunacy in the form of a pair of pie charts purporting to moralize something about workplace priorities... while also not understanding how basic pie charts work.
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I Chose Pikachu... Over My Wife!

Ryan and Cap are back for a third season of fact checking, chilling personal anecdotes, quirky highlights, zany soliloquys, feral grunts, vaguely coded threats, and painful audio mishaps. In this episode, they discuss what to do if your wife won't let you play a little Switch-a-roo overseas when they answer a question from r/AITAH. Then they tell you what those nerds at the Yakuza are up to now... hint: like a RICO charge, you gotta catch'em all. Then they discuss Trump's Executive Order that attempts to erase trans people and trans identities from the public record. Finally, they answer a question from r/NoStupidQuestions about why there isn't kibble for humans.Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod.
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Schrödinger's Rodeo

Ryan and Cap officially launch Season 2 of Don't Wreck Yourself by reintroducing themselves and the show to you, our audience before discussing Stephen King's novel word for breasts, fighting bears, and the (at the time of recording) ongoing hunt for the United Healthcare CEO.
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Thankfully Stuffed

Ryan and Cap take stock of all the things they're grateful for before breaking the news that their side did, in fact, lose the election. If you heard it here first, that's both dope and sad. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul.
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We're NOT Falling Back!

Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves.
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Heavy Petting at the Cemetery

ONE FINAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE FOR 2024! Cap and Ryan talk about the horror of the Presidential Race andRyan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then they delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania.Find us on all social media at @wreckyourpod, and on BlueSky at @wreckyourpod.comFind us on Discord https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Scissoring with the Hatman

Ryan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain!Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky)Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen
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Roll Buckaroo! Murder On the Oregon Trail

Ryan takes Cap, and guest hosts Mo (from The Squonk and the Hag) and Ian Mauldin (from Shrimp and Crits) back in time to the dusty trails of the American West in a table top roleplaying game of his own design. Cap takes on the role of Coop, The Trailblazer; Mo plays Eleanor, The Doctor; and Ian introduces Sturgil, The High Class... as they brave a section of the Oregon Trail and blaze a trail through the dark recesses of the human heart.
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Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.2

Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts!Huge thanks to our friends!@MonsterHourPod@JessSparksNotesJoin us on Discord!https://discord.gg/3hfMjhXN

Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.1

Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October. NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Play Table Top Roleplaying Game single shot session of Absurdia with its creator Quinn Modjeski and special guest player Jess Sparks.
 
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Cutting Edge Gaydar Technology

Ryan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gaydar isn't broken!
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The ReTruth About Cats and Dogs

Ryan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and evolution hasn't caught up to the demands of civilization. Cut yourself some slack. Be a little bit more Funky Kong, and a little bit less Cranky Kong.Tell us which classic Nintendo character you would be on our Discord!https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Nutty Putty Buddies

Ryan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk.
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Midwest Dangerous

Ryan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.

1 Great Show, and a Couple Humble 0's

In this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides.
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Beans, Beans, the Marital Fruit

Ryan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity.Find us on social media at @wreckyourpod
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Gold Medal Madness

Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy.
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The Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No Quarter

In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert.Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uAFind the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ